Once upon a time, in a cantina, there was a Sloogarian named "Squishmael". For a beverage, he consented to share the "true" tale of the Kessel Run with an individual. Throughout his narration, Squishmael conned his listener into buying him multiple beverages. Even though he swore each new drink would be his "final" one, he persistently requested another to keep recounting the story.